TravelingHo

SoapyHo handed ME the camera for this shot?! Is she kidding ME?! I got to meet Sudabaki, a loyal Regretsy fan and I had to walk away and take the picture? Sudabaki is a sweetheart, I should be IN this picture SoapyHo! This blog is all about ME! You hear me dick head?!

Ok, I have no idea where the Ho put me! Somewhere on that table! Bitch just laid me down.
But here she is handing April the gifts that her featured sellers and loyal Regretsy fans handmade for her. Talk about whimsicle fuckery! At it's finest, trust me! Even though I'm laying somewhere on this friggin table, it was awesome to finally give this to Killer. It was a 3 month secret and God knows SoapyHo can't keep her mouth shut! So this...this was amazing.

OMG! Look at April Winchell..the author of the Regretsy book holding me! I was trying to be all cool and all, but that SoapyHo blurted out how she was crushing her balls! I almost peed myself laughing!
This was really a great night for me and the Ho. Great memories were made on this night.

Now can I pick a chaperone or WHAT?! This is SoapyHo carrying me with the book she's in and she is the biggest dick I've ever seen! This is no standard white boy issue here! Did you see how big those balls are?! Sad to say...when the guys say they have sweaty balls, they're not kidding. And I did hear SoapyHo swear...a lot...when she squished her balls! Apparently that really hurts!

I snapped a picture of some of the Regretsy fans at the book signing! Look! That's stretch65 with the video camera! This was such an exciting night you guys! Wait til you see the giant penis that held me all night!

Here I am 2 hours before the book signing! Yep, I snuck in and had my way around these Regretsy books! It was soo exciting to see SoapyHo's Corn Poo Soap on page 106!

Before the book signing, I just had to get a hair trim. I went to my good friend Malin. She fixed me right up! I love Malin's Swedish accent!

I accompanied SoapyHo to the Regretsy book signing in Calif on April 6th! Her Corn Poo Soap was featured in that book! SoapyHo..she kills me! She showed up wearing a giant penis costume! So all night long I was held by a dick.
Anyways, here I am flying to Calif on Southwest Airlines. It was a beautiful day to fly!

Hello!
I am the Traveling Ho and I belong to SoapyHo. You know who SoapyHo is...she's the one that makes Adult Novelty Soap and the Corn Poo Soap as seen on Regretsy! I am hoping to travel all over the world and wherever I go I will post pictures of my adventures! Are you somewhere fun? Cool? Amazing? Drop me a line at the thetravelingho@yahoo.com or post here and help me plan my next trip!
I know sometime next summer I will be flying to Tokyo and Taiwan!